OH MY GOD. Today is the most funniest day of my life!!!!! Allow me dudes. Ok. First thing in the morning I told Dodo we’ll have our ritual. [Ritual [Ree-tu-waul] - a morning thing Loi and Dodo made involving Loi riding in the jeepney and at the same time, sending a text message to Dodo she’s coming near their house so Dodo could get out and wait for the jeepney Loi is riding to result a situation they could step at the gate of the school TOGETHER. Ritual also means, to make these two people late in going to school and they were inspired to use this word when they did their research papers as Loi on Exorcism and Dodo did Satanism on unplanned search topics.] She agreed but I couldn’t see a shadow of her waiting at the side of the road where she usually waits!! So, I was forced to get out of the jeepney to go to their house and break the question why she still isn’t there outside.

          GOODNESS, she still hasn’t eaten her breakfast and wore her shoes!

          HASN’T EATEN BREAKFAST AT 7:30?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!

          Who in the world is going to school at 7:30 anyway considering the fact that a 30-minute ride will occur in going there...so probably by 8?!?!?!?!?!? God, she’s killing me!

          Actually, I really mean to go to school early because I’m like, dying to sign the attendance so that I can show to my P.E teacher I’m also interested in the boring Intrams week even though I’ll go just once for the whole week...and what am I doing at my best friend’s house at 7:30 when actually I must be already at school now signing my name on that stupid sheet of paper as attendance?!?!?!!?!

          Ok. My nerves calmed down when everything was set. I mean, she was ready to take off after several minutes of fixing herself and while on the way to school, most likely 3 blocks near the school, Dodo asked me what time Fuselink [That internet café beside school] opens and then something inside me changed, and I thought something else, that I answered her a question. “What if we’ll stay there and enjoy the internet even just for 2 hours?” Dodo widened her eyes. I mean, I know we’re not supposed to do that but that could cover our time in hiding at the back of the chapel for nothing, you know since the signing of attendance now is already done and the games are starting. Hello. It’s 8:15. We went down the jeep and knowing just where to go. NOT AT SCHOOL BUT AT THE INTERNET CAFÉ.

          Fine, It’s still close so we went upstairs where a resto opens and well, nerds as could be, we read books. AT A RESTAURANT. So, just imagine 2 girls that must be at school reading Princess Diaries Books just to wait for the Internet Café to burst open.

          Great! We had a great time surfing the net for 2 hours and like, my eyes can’t take the radiation from the screen so we quit at 10:50. Nice good girls. When I felt my handkerchief isn’t right there where it’s supposed to be, we went back to Fuselink and looked like crazy people staring down at the floor looking for signs that my hanky’s there when Dodo felt hers was lost too. We didn’t get out until that boy in charge of the café went out of the employee’s door and when I saw him grasping a white handkerchief, I didn’t let that pass by by saying “Hey! That’s mine.” And I just got my handkerchief out from his hand. Stupid, but that’s just me.

          Whatever. Right after that, well, thank God we already decided to go back to the damn school and we did...We signed the attendance as LATE. [hey! Pretty cool I thought we were really absent!!] and went at the back of the chapel to... continue read our stupid books and we really didn’t expect this.

          WE SHARED LUNCH. MY GOD.

          Dodo didn’t remember to put her viand on her lunch so we just burst out laughing like nothing!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAAHAH!!! AS IF BRINGING RICE TO SCHOOL AS CRIMINALS WILL STILL MAKE SENSE!!! God, we’re crazy. We just laugh at it. Ok. So what’s the big deal now that I’m the only one who brought lunch? It’s ok, dude.

          Thing number two that we didn’t expect:

          The English coordinator of our school CAUGHT US IN THE ACT enjoying reading our books. [Well, ok, right after our lunch, dork] After being caught and we marched our butts off the chapel and like, we’re already worrying where to go!!!!!!!!!!!

          But thanks to the court, yeah, it saved us!! We watched some stupid basketball game we didn’t enjoyed at all actually since we’re not really INTO sports but INTO music...

          Bite me. So we signed the attendance, thank God. Finally, for the whole week, we didn’t do it and this is our first time ever to sign the formal Attendance sheet! And that girl who’s in charge of soccer found me and scolded me where have I come from and how they placed me as player and told me they’ve been looking all over for me since yesterday and etc. She got mad, period. Whatever.

          We didn’t do anything for the whole afternoon but went to Blue Rose [That spot at the back of the chapel] and made our butts hot and read our books...

          HAH! Something nerds do is what we did... THE AFTERNOON IS SUPER BORING we just waited till 4:00 comes so we could race up to the gate to go home!!!!!!!!!!

          And we did!!! All in all, at the jeepney going home, we just laughed at what we did for the entire day-we’re like-IDIOTS. There. The best word to describe us.

          Weirder than ever,

Loi

Known as Legal Wife of Alexander Max Band

who is the vocalist of the L.A. rock band-The Calling